‘ITMAAN LIBERATED; RUTYAAN LIBERATED; SYRIAN ARMY JUGGERNAUT THRASHES OBAMA’S TERRORIST VERMIN
by Ziad Fadel
ALEPPO: The Syrian Army blasted Nusra/Alqaeda terrorist positions including those of Jaysh Al-Fath in the town of Rutyaanlast night bring to a halt their preparations for a last stand. The SAAF and RuAF were very active at night pummeling what was left of rodent fortifications which were pulverized 3 days ago. Rat chatter was mostly about ways of getting out. Most of the rodents here are foreign, many being Saudis who know their fate lies under a can of gasoline so that they will be prepared to spend an eternity in Hell. This town used to be the headquarters of Saudi dwarf monkey, ‘Abdullah Al-Muhaysini, who has been promised to me as a burnt offering.
Saudi monkey excrement could be heard praying before they took a short break to self-medicate with a cool bullet in their simian crania. That’s right, folks, these flies decided to skip all the fun by taking a long snooze. According to Wael, this is the first time the SAA and its allies have seen suicides in such large numbers. It appears they received some Fatwa from a quack Saudi shaman allowing them to avoid the pains of this temporal world by speeding up their descent into the bowels of an incandescent Hades. Over 16 carcasses have been found in Rutyaan with the tell-tale signs of self-destruction. In any case, I can assure my readers that anyone who failed to take the quick way out received the peine forte et dure reserved for all the filth of Arabia. Our army engineers are combing the area for IEDs and mines. The SAA has declared Rutyaan completely secure.
This new conquest is completely logical given the fact that the SAA crushed the terrorist trash in Duwwayr Al-Zaytoon and Al-MallaahFarms. Now the pincer movement is heading to ‘Anadaan which will spell the end of the American-Turk-Saudi-supported vampires who have lived too long already. With Nibbul and Al-Zahraa`contributing a reported 4,000 new fighters to our militias, the rest of this area is destined for liberation within 7 days. Get ready for the fun.
DER’AH: No sooner had our forces vanquished the Saudi syphilis-carrying serpents in the north than our army was shattering all defensive positions at this opulent town, just 4 kms north of Der’ah City, in the south, the town of ‘Itmaan (var: ‘Atamaan). You should hear the terrorist chatter on the airwaves as it was being recorded by the SAA-MI. Accusations of treason, cowardice and, in general, a bemoaning of the fate awaiting the so-called “Southern Front”, the farcical, nay, pathetic pipedream of successive NATO and Zionist child molesters. It’s over, and it took only 6 hours to move in and kill over 150, mostly foreign rats – the majority from Jordan and many from Palesteezia. In actuality, the security services are now searching house-to-house for those “oh so clever” rodents who jumped ship and tried to melt into the local scenery. The foreigners will be executed. The Syrians, if there are any among them, will face justice at the hands of our militias. Saudis will be skinned alive.
Because the ranks of the terrorists here were heavily infiltrated by Syrian government informants, the process of finding and dismantling IEDs and mines is all that much easier.
IDLIB/HAMA: We can confirm, based on admissions recorded on the airwaves by our security services, that over 70 rodents were killed yesterday and today by the SAAF flying over the following towns in Hama: Ma’arrat Hurma, Al-Tahh, Kafr Zaytaa, Sukayk, Al-Habeet, Al-Lataamina, Al-Tamaani’ah. All these dead rats belonged to Jaysh Al-Fath and Al-Ittihaad Al-Islaami li-Ajnaad Al-Shaam. Also confirmed was the destruction of a large warehouse filled with weapons and ammunition, 3 armored vehicles and a communications post.
Kafr Zaytaa on February 3, 2016: The SAA killed a leader ofIttihaad Al-Islaami Li-Ajnaan Al-Shaam, one named Abu ‘Umar Al-Naaseef and 9 others in his group.
Al-Lataamina on February 3, 2016: The SAA killed 6 hyenas inside a headquarters. No names.
Ma’arkibba Village: 2 rodents inside a terrorist base operated as a surveillance facility were sent to Hell by the SAAF. 7 were reported wounded.
Al-Mawrik (var: Mork): A rat offensive on SAA positions was declared a flop by the rats themselves. The used gas canisters in their attack, but, found out they were moving into an ambush which caused them to withdraw anarchically, a condition ideally suited for wiping them out. According to terrorist sources, 22 were killed with many wounded.
Al-Mansoora Village in the Ghaab: 6 rats killed and their weapons seized by the PDC.
NOTE TO READERS: THE OPERATION TO RESTORE SECURITY TO KINSIBBA IN LATAKIA PROVINCE IS IN FULL SWING WITH THE REPUBLICAN GUARD BRIGADE 103 LEADING THE ASSAULT.
NEWS AND COMMENT:
Arabi Souri sends this insightful article about Saudi incompetence and hatred of Syrians:
PHOTO OF THE WEEK: YEMENIS DEMONSTRATE FOR DR. ASSAD. Thanks, Khaled Nawaz Al-Nouri: